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Death! Death! Death to romance
No more candles; no more slow dance
Romantic dinner: No attraction
The other days a mere detraction?
I just find the chocolates sickening
Even more saliva thickening
It’s neither cute nor romantic
“Bollocks” is my preferred semantic
It’s not just coz I’m alone
Not just because “she” wouldn’t phone
I don’t need a valentine
Or a text to say “be mine”
I’m alone but I’m not jealous
(Note for next year: Be more zealous)
©2008-2009 ~Benji-man
:iconbenji-man:

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My own cynical satirical miserable take on Valentines Day. More like Valium Day for me.
:(Boo valentines day!
:)Hooray for cows! :moo:

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:iconmeoooooooooow:
we should rename v-day and make it named "chocolate day", it suits it better.

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if i was an action figure, would you buy one?
(the correct answer is yes)
:iconmarzipandaaa:
I love the twist of bitterness that you've woven in here!
(btw, do you know what collections is??!!! if so please explain! Gracias!)

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"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way."
:iconsleeping-elf:
Hahaha, it's brilliant! Gotta be a fave. :D

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It doesn't hurt to be nice! :)
:iconbenji-man:
Thankies! Mmm... bitter :lemon:

Nobody does. There was something about it in news if you fancy a search. I think it's essentially favourites mkII. I'm ignoring it.

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I can resist anything but temptation
Work is the curse of the drinking class
I have nothing to declare except my genius
Oscar Wilde
:iconbenji-man:
Merci buckets!

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I can resist anything but temptation
Work is the curse of the drinking class
I have nothing to declare except my genius
Oscar Wilde
:iconmarzipandaaa:
lol okay then fair enough!

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"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way."
:iconnightlover1918:
i call it SAD it's single awareness day.Or hell for he lonely.

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Why couldn't I have been born in the eighteenth century when fat white women were actually in style.

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